The Third Democratic Republic of Grand Principality of Sissania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alecinder Kijel Peras with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.851 billion Síhans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Siĥani economy, worth 139 trillion Siĥan Pièqs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,552 Siĥan Pièqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, replacement organs are grown in vats, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Principality of Sissania's national animal is the Slow Loris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Inalist Axonite.

Grand Principality of Sissania is ranked 94,216^th in the world and 83^rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.